What are you doing here? Wait...don't leave!!!

Somehow, some way, for some reason you landed here at my web site and now you are morally obligated to spend some time looking around. What will you find here? You'll find philosophy, you'll find shocking personal revelations, you'll find educational opportunities, you'll find shopping, you'll find breathtaking beauty... too much? If you need something else, contact me and let me know.
And yes... I am the same Mr. Rainbow who may have done your birthday party back in the mid 1980s in the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill N.C. area. And yes... I still do birthday parties. And oh yes... I do charge more than I charged back in the mid 1980s. And no... I don't have the Rainbow VW Bug anymore . It has gone to the great beyond. Now I have a PT Cruiser that actually has heat... and defrost... and windshield wipers that work... and a floorboard that doesn't open directly to the road below... and a motor that isn't held together by paperclips.
I sure miss that old Bug <sigh!> .