Mastering simplicity since 1981! Galumphing through life with an understanding wife since 1974! Making people laugh since birth (except for a humorless vice-principal in middle school who didn't think I was very funny at all.)

MERCHANDISE

To view my merchandise (DVDs, Books, Magic, Comedy Routines, Music CD), click on the new tabs above.  You do see the new tabs above don't you... they say DVDs  BOOKS  MAGIC  COMEDY ROUTINES  MUSIC CD...  go ahead click on one... I double dog dare you!

There are three convenient ways to get my stuff.  Yes, count them... three ways!

WARNING...DISCLAIMER...APOLOGIES... READ THIS!!!!   This is not a high tech web site.  I do not have a cool, easy click-and-order feature like Amazon or Sears or any serious retailer.  Sorry!

            1.  CHECK OR MONEY ORDER:  If you plan to go the snail mail way of sending in money, and I make no judgement upon those who choose this option, click on the ORDER FORM tab, PRINT the page, fill it out with an old school writing utensil (pen, pencil, blood) and mail it to me along with your check or money order payable to:  David Bartlett

            2.  PAYPAL: Figure out what you want and make a list.  Next, send me an email (mrrainbo1@aol.com) telling me what you want along with all the shipping info and then pay via PayPal.  Like most PayPal accounts, my account is my email address mrrainbo1@aol.com

PayPal will notify me when any deposit into my account has been made and I will get off my skinny butt (yes skinny butt... fat belly but very tiny butt, as if you didn't already notice!)  and get it out in the mail. 

            3.  HIRE ME:  Hire me to come to your Alley, workshop or convention and I will bring the merchandise with me...unless I forget like I did in Melbourne Fl.  That was dumb!  I thought I put all that stuff in the car, I really did! BUT... that's another story for another time....

                                            Free Shipping on orders originating from the U.S.A.

Sorry, I accept credit cards only through PayPal. 

Contact:  919-682-3288 (Durham, NC) or e-mail: mrrainbo1@aol.com

But Wait!!!!  Here is  something I am NOT selling, but somebody else is.

For years people have been asking when I was going to make these shirts available again.  Honestly, I was thrilled to finally sell the final batch.  BUT, oh no... some people just won't let things go (yes, I'm looking at you LaVerne Fox!!!)   Anyway, LaVerne asked for permission to not only reproduce them for sale, the new ones are not screen print, they are embroidered!